I just want IlliniMike to write for Deadspin. You’re really good!

Wait, are they suggesting that Bobby Knight is a horrible scum bag? When did this start?

Sixty seconds of fun, a lifetime as a registered sex offender and eternal regret for having paid for lower bowl seats to a Giants-Brewers game.

Cake boss!

Basic as fuck.

How the fuck is this real in 2017?

A great way to run up the score is to give the ball to a guy who has made ONE three pointer in EIGHT years.

You do realize that you have a grammatical error in the first sentence of your grammar burn, right? Does that make you look dumb?

I’m gonna be that asshole - “I’m gonna that asshole”? Try taking a deep breath and proofread your asshole takes. As it stands now you look like not just the asshole that you most surely are, but a shitty one as well.

I’d dig reading similar treatments about other famous vocalist, current and from the past. This should be a series, and perhaps bring in other vocal coaches. I don’t know if this particular commentar is correct, but she or he might be another source.

sailor no speak englsih good. not right it eether. go trump. i vote. i sailor.

Look me up. howlin_mike_wolf. Let’s make a squad. I’m on the west coast and generally play from 9 pm to 1 am Pacific time.

Finally! Someone who wants to talk. The only thing I dislike about BF1 is the total radio silence. I play three hours a day. I’m not saying that I am worth a damn, but I play my role and I play the objective. I’ll look you up.

Pulp Fiction era John Travolta made a dunk? Awesome!!

Two points!! Which is one less than three points, but he did slam it!

Another question, is there an editor for Drew Magary? I mean, dude, that’s a mighty tome about the most ridiculous topic. 

Go be a keyboard warrior elsewhere.

Can something be overcooked and half baked at the same time?

Privileged white millinnial rants her experience on stupid social media app ruined because short attention span and lack of scrolling abilities. Blames men.

Oh, the original Driver! Nostalgia, got me again. ...