I just want IlliniMike to write for Deadspin. You’re really good!

Wait, are they suggesting that Bobby Knight is a horrible scum bag? When did this start?

Sixty seconds of fun, a lifetime as a registered sex offender and eternal regret for having paid for lower bowl seats to a Giants-Brewers game.

Cake boss!

Basic as fuck.

How the fuck is this real in 2017?

A great way to run up the score is to give the ball to a guy who has made ONE three pointer in EIGHT years.

You do realize that you have a grammatical error in the first sentence of your grammar burn, right? Does that make you look dumb?

I’d dig reading similar treatments about other famous vocalist, current and from the past. This should be a series, and perhaps bring in other vocal coaches. I don’t know if this particular commentar is correct, but she or he might be another source.

sailor no speak englsih good. not right it eether. go trump. i vote. i sailor.

Look me up. howlin_mike_wolf. Let’s make a squad. I’m on the west coast and generally play from 9 pm to 1 am Pacific time.

Finally! Someone who wants to talk. The only thing I dislike about BF1 is the total radio silence. I play three hours a day. I’m not saying that I am worth a damn, but I play my role and I play the objective. I’ll look you up.

Pulp Fiction era John Travolta made a dunk? Awesome!!

Two points!! Which is one less than three points, but he did slam it!

Another question, is there an editor for Drew Magary? I mean, dude, that’s a mighty tome about the most ridiculous topic. 

Can something be overcooked and half baked at the same time?

Oh, the original Driver! Nostalgia, got me again. ...

What the actual fuck SteveZagiline? You made a statement that read as if you thought bringing up the old news from two or three years ago was no bueno.

SteveZagline, we want pedophiles gone as well. Yet here you are.

Like I said when I raped your child. Why bring it up at all? I had fun. Sandusky had fun. Penn State contimues to have fun. And didn’t your child have fun?