The next time I require the opinions of a simpleton, the one who goes by the anonymous handle of JohnnyDangerously will be my first go to.

Social media has been very cruel to the rapping Azaleas this week.

“Yeah, because, like 5 people in the entire world can do this, but my 1 of the 5 is better than your 1 of the five....”

I look at the Speedo often. For example, tonight I had to drive 29 from St. Helena through Napa (a lot of Teslas up there btw). The speed limit changes every ten miles or so, depending on business district or town. It’s a two lane hey, so it is not dependable to gauge speed based on other cars. Meanwhile cars are…

I was initially confused by but now have deducted what that headline is suppossed to say....

Geez, and to think until now I haven’t ever cared what your opinion is on this or any other subject. Wait...my mistake, I still don’t care what your opinion is on this or any other subject.

I did hear that. I am treated the same way by cops, and I am white. I am not saying that the law isn’t inherently racist, I am saying that cops are dicks to most everyone regardless of race. I would even go so far as to say, by my observation of how cops treat each other here in SF, that they are dicks even to other…

So Dookie, defend your ugly little liar now.

Yeah, that is pretty funny. Except Jim Tomsula left a six figure job to pursue his dream of being a football coach (which lead to temporarily having to live in his car) and somehow made it all the way to being the coach of an NFL team. Even if that team is the terribly dysfunctional 49ers, anyone from idiot to genius…

Yeah, can’t anyone act like adults?? This is serious business!!! The digital wizards and goblins in the mythical forest demand everyone grow up!!

Well, at least the crowd in the pic seem to be having a great time.

And the trophy for Failed Logic goes to.......

I like your random use of puncuation. It is obvious that you are someone we should listen to. Tell me, is there a code to whatever language that you are speaking here?

Yeah, I agree!! Wait...this is sarcasm, right?

Yeah, this video player is unwatchable on my computer. Also, and more importantly, can you use the radio announcer (Tim Roy) instead of that annoying TV dude (Bob Fitzgerald). The only downside of the Warriors success is hearing Fitz gloat about it like he is one of the guys who comes of the bench when they go small.

That’s hilarious. Are you going to be doing this comedy on the road or do you only appear locally?

As a touring musician for decades, a simple Google search obviously would turn up tons of mentions of Reg Tidswell. Just see for yourself!

Because you have never touched consensually touched a woman.

What do you have to do with sports?

Yep, you are correct. And it wasn’t the actual last day of his team’s final game of the season, but the day before. And he only missed one team appointment but made one, so that is even, right?