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Because it was released in 1993 but sounds like 1995 doesn’t make it any better.

The rumor is that plenty of people have been catching Pacman Fever other than her.

He and Ms. Pac Man have been fighting a lot too.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Nailed it Bob...so hip.

The last time Busch Stadium looked that white, a Cardinals game was being played.

This guy listens to Nelly:

Favorite graffiti from the USC days:

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Take him to small claims court. Man that would be amazing.

“I’m definitely great. Look, I threw twice as many TDs as Tony Romo this season!”

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Hello. My name is Miles Wood. You didn’t sign my card. Prepare to die.

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

Goddammit. You crazy kids with your generational nicknames can get off my lawn.

So after 4 years you’ll miss Trump because you’ve only known 3 or 4 Presidents?

Odor’s limp-wristed glove slap after the punch disqualifies it.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.