It’s like Debbie Does Dallas, but with less pubic hair.

“The people on the stands started to come and then they pulled out”

70's Porn music dubbed over high school sports. I’m glad this is a thing.

Pretty much something like this (insert whomever you searched, didn’t have to be Mulgrew):

Beat me to it.

I just Googled it and there’s no such school, dummy.

“What’s the big deal? That’s not even horseplay.”

I hope you get my message in a Bortles.

Jeff Wilkins! Phil Dawson! Chris Jacke! Gary Anderson, who if memory serves is the last guy to wear a single-bar facemask! Randy Bullock, the rare Fat Kicker!

These are the best 30 kickers in the world according to alt-left Deadspin. Something about this doesn’t seem right! #MAKEKICKERSGREATAGAIN

alumnus (plural alumni) is male & alumna (plural alumnae) is female  

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Since you’re impotent that point is pretty meaningless.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Bring back the fucking Wailers already.

Raises hand. And, I’ll pay for it. All of it. Even the goddam overpass.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Arizona Coyotes are a hockey team that nobody really wants.