Two things: 1. ‘Ride the Lightning’ DOES own all. 2. Stop saying ‘owns.’

Literally had coffee come out of my nose! +1 comment, -1 for my coffee.

Same of those words I know, but don’t make sense. Like, I know what ‘sixth round kicker’ means, but I have NO CLUE what a ‘Tampa Bay Fan’ is?

I am also a Pittsburgh fan who loves all three teams, but am much more of a fan of the baseball club here. I have championship gear from all three teams (the Pirates’ shirt is a reprint) but I really don’t wear it much. Sure, right after the championship, I rock it, but it usually goes in ‘championship pile’ after…

So you’re saying we’re fucked either way??? I already knew that...

+1 for “can’t do it.” The ‘plus’ stays if you mean ‘mannequin.’ It becomes a ‘plus 1 million‘ if “can’t do it’ means listening to Pearl Jam...

Wait. His mom spelled it wrong...

I remember Jerame Tuman...

Please. My dad would be at a Clinton rally doing this...

Absolutely BRILLIANTLY put!

Country Mac - Jumped off a bridge into the Schuylkill River for a ‘Project Badass’ video. Rode a motorcycle. Always had a beer. Smoked a ‘J’ in a planetarium. Told the person running the planetarium to “shut up, Science Bitch.” Greased up some dudes. Kicked a karate black belt’s ass. Unarmed the black belt’s ‘muscle.’…

Touché

Serious question here: why are these ‘creepy’ clowns out and about? What kind of fad is this?

I can also confirm all of this as a media member. On one hand, it pisses me off that someone can get away with this, but on the other, bravo.

I love all of the grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and overall anger. But the best part... BEST PART??? The dude with the “rocketmail” address. Apparently it’s 1999!

As a long-suffering Pirates’ fan, yes. Yes it is. Damn, my life sucks...

As a West Liberty Alumnus, it’s nice to see us make a highlight, even if we were on the wrong end of it. But, we won the game and we should ALWAYS, ALWAYS wear wear the alternate, gold uniforms. We always win when we wear those!

Everything you said is spot on. The only thing I CAN’T agree on is the Braves of the ‘90s part... I’m... Sigh... A Pirates fan.

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