Can’t be any worse than the two dipshit front-runners, right?

As a Pirates’ fan, I remember this World Series vividly. I was nine and my Pirates made quite possibly the greatest trade in team history during Spring Training (April Fools’ Day to be exact) of ‘87 when we sent very popular catcher, Tony Pena, to St Louis for Andy Van Slyke, Mike LaValliere and Mike Dunne. I remember…

As a lifelong Pirates’ fan (I know, wtf is wrong with me?) I have to -1 this one. My ninth grade self is STILL in disbelief.

+1 you magnificent bastard!

Well, that ‘Jim’ -guy is right; I went to college in Wheeling, WV and EVERYONE there thinks that Wheeling is a ‘suburb’ of Pittsburgh. When asked where they’re from, these West Virginians say ‘Pittsburgh.’ Then when called out for being from WV, they say “Well, it’s the same thing.’ Actually, it is not. Not even…

“That’s a ridiculous name!”

I once had a bicyclist refer to herself and other bicyclists as ‘bikers.’ I said ‘no, you’re a bicyclist.’ I had to explain that ‘bikers’ ride Harley’s, have big beards, tattoos and ‘old ladies.’ She seemed dumbfounded. I don't like bicyclists.

‘80s Nights are the best!

While my mind wholeheartedly agrees with you, my stomach and colon do not. Alas, as much as I’d LOVE to eat a rare steak, I’d shit my pants almost immediately. I almost have to go medium-well in a restaurant, then I blame the farts on the nearest small child or teenager.

The only thing that happened was me realizing how much BOTH candidates suck. It kind of makes me wish that “Haim/Feldman” were running for real. They couldn't be much worse and that's even with Corey Haim being dead.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes to ALL of this!! Slayer RULES!!!!

Yeah. I HATE Eddie Vedder’s voice, and I never understood stood the appeal. But I feel that way about all of the Seattle bands with the exception of Alice in Chains. They're fucking brilliant!

Replace “mid to late-’80s” with “early 90s” and you are absolutely correct!

The absolute GREATEST album of all-time! I remember being nine-years-old when it came out and my neighbor, who was also my baby sitter, had it. He got me into bands like Quiet Riot, Def Leppard and Whitesnake, and while I loved (and STILL love) the hair metal scene, when he played the first riff of ‘Welcome to the…

‘Back to the Future’ is fucking awesome! You're god damn right people will not only tolerate it, they'll LOVE it!

Ahhh, the ‘80s...

It’s rumored to be in Franco Harris’ basement. No joke.

Dead serious here: can someone explain the Pokemon game and why it’s blown up in the past few days? I’m in my late 30s so I was in college when Pokemon blew up, making it of no interest for me then. Now, same thing. I don’t have any understanding of it and still don’t (other than the old ‘South Park’ episode making…

That one makes me happy since Atlanta gave out bobbleheads of Sid Bream eluding Spanky LaValliere’s tag in ‘92. That one STILL hurts for me.

Probably the Penguins drafting Mario Lemieux in 1984. I was a few days from turning six years old. I remember my dad being excited.