Jersey is the west bank of the Hudson River :shrugs:

I sort of see the point that you’re trying to make, but saying that she should up her game is a little bananas, for we have literally never seen a gymnast that is as good as she is.

“It was hard because all I think about is her kids,” she says, “and what they meant to me. And how much I love them.”

If he is a mandated reporter he has a legal responsibility to report any and all allegations, incidents, issues, etc...

I think a pick six is Orioles hang on to Machado, who promises to sign a new contract... and then Machado doesn’t sign a new contract and leaves in the offseason and the Orioles get nothing.

See Simpson, OJ

Thanks for including Yankees douchebro even if it didn’t make the list

27 strikeouts in a single game, albeit in the minors, but not a “perfect game” except by your weird-assed definition

I was at that game too, the heat that day was insane!  Also, it was Yogi Berra day and perfect game thrower Don Larsen threw out the first pitch to his perfect game catcher Yogi then Coney followed that up with his PG, nuts!!

Just wanted to make sure you read the part where he admitted it, Donald...

Orrrr, keep adding guys till it’s 23 on 23 or however many guys there are on a team

From what I understand the sister in law and his brother had a very bitter divorce and she was/is enough of a disaster that the brother was granted custody of the girl. The girl went to visit her Mom, out of state, for the summer and came back home with the abuse allegation

I dunno, I’d give it a shot...

As far as running, if I were going to guess it would be the repetitive jostling of the brain caused by running extreme distances. I don’t believe it’s necessarily knockout blows that could lead to CTE but also the thousands of smaller hits the brain takes, bouncing off the skull with each footfall

If I’m home I jump in the shower immediately after taking a dump but water alone doesn’t do the trick, a little soap and fresh as a damn daisy.  At work, I keep a box of wipes in my desk and my butthole has never been happier.  Fuck toilet paper

Someone give Long Island to New Jersey so that New Jersey can look like a duckling with a porn star-sized bill.

I used to buy and get these things as gifts. A whole bunch of small sized versions of designer stuff that would take me a year or more to go through and then I’d go back and get a free bottle of the stuff I liked the best

No discussion of states shaped like whatever should be without the chef holding a plate of “Kentucky”fried chicken

Never put on a movie you want to “watch” no one is ever gonna sit still for 2 hours

The laws as written were to separate children from those with a criminal offense, the parent would go to jail and they don’t allow kids in jail so...The vast majority of those detained (those without a criminal offense) were detained with their children, given civil charges and released with the requirement that they…