miketoast
miketoast
miketoast

I’ve got the solution to what ails you but you’re not gonna like it...

Only show I ever left early was Lollapalooza 94

100% block...

I feel like DJ Pants would have been much better than The Pants DJ but whatevs...

I’m a big pepper/ spicy food fan and agree that most hot sauces out there are gimmicky shit just to be hot, fuck that, flavor is where it’s at. Hot to be hot is just plain shit

“No matter how much you wiggle, no matter how much you dance, the last few drops always end up in your pants”

I should also throw in that while getting machine licenses (forklift, reach truck, pacer, electric pallet jack and order picker) is totally optional they get you jack shit with the exception of screwed if there’s an accident or something breaks. At any given time there might be only 3 or 4 people in the whole store

Most of them are retiree’s or if they’re younger they work there as a 2nd job at night

I’m only halfway done but it’s amazing the stupidity of some of these associates. Background, I’ve worked part time at Home Depot for about 2 1/2 years now

Paging Ichiro, Mr. Ichiro Suzuki, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Chris Christie can now ease into the role he was born to play, NJ State Chicken Legbreaker eating champion.

Meh, I haven’t gotten over it. Not a fan of the new stadium at all and much rather would have stayed in the old cramped Yankee Stadium even if it meant sacrificing amenities like additional bathrooms and comfort

Not sure what the statute of limitations is on this kind of crime but he probably shouldn’t drone on too much more about his innocence if he had even a minor role in this mess. He keeps asserting his innocence and that the accusations are false/bullshit and this woman may decide she needs to set the record straight in

Maybe this had something to do with it...

Oh, they’re gonna pull it out this year, the Caps will beat the Pens, finally they’ll get over the hump, slay the dragon, excise the demons!

Yep, so you need to buy season tickets every year for the next 50 years to get your money back

Mora

How much is enough though?