My wife and I got married on the beach and told everyone khaki shorts and polos or button down shirts and flips or sandals was completely fine, you woulda thought I was speaking a fucking foreign language from the looks we got. Everyone was like, “what no suits, come on, you’re bullshitting us” but finally got the…

Props to the kid!

It’s not 30k a year, it’s 30k for the 10 week season. Extrapolated over 52 weeks it would be in the 160,000 range

It’s not fraudulent also?  I was charged for a service advertised that was not successfully performed and I was deceived into believing it was completed

To successfully perform an act that requires multiple steps one must complete all of the steps required to attain performance. Just because I can play one note of Mozart doesn’t mean I should be considered for first chair violin at the Philharmonic

“I don’t know how we can allow our franchise quarterback to be put out there like that”

And just like that, poof, there goes my fantasy team! Hope the kid’s okay for reals though

I hit that point with him years ago, unfortunately...

German place near me makes pretzel bread rubens, holy fucking shit, they’re insane!

Shit, my immediate neighborhood consists of 3 half mile long blocks with only one street connecting them all at the bottom and a park at the top. It’s preety much one giant enclosed loop. Every Halloween people come from all over the area, park up at the top and unload all their kids, their kids friends and their…

Used to work with a guy named Richard Dix, he went by Dick...

They act like rushing him back is somehow gonna solve everything that sucks about the Jets this year. Man, if only we had Darnold getting creamed behind that shitty offensive line we’d have lost 31 - 9 instead!

I've actually seen it called white confectionery in most chocolate shops

God, I loved Action Park! I must have been there a dozen times during the 80's and early 90's. Never got hurt but the threat of bodily injury was always there, which of course was part of the rush

Meh, I probably won’t bother but what I’d be down with is a prequel, dirty and gritty style. Show me Rambo in the service going on missions in Vietnam n’ shit. Of course you’d need to find a young Rambo

How long after Last Blood do we wait for Trautman, where Col. Trautman’s illegitimate son shows up at an aged Rambo’s house asking to be trained for a top secret mission in Iran?

I could swear I heard the guy in front of me have the cashier add a hot dog combo to his checkout as they rang up his cart the other day

78 cents American...

My Fiancé and I are expecting our first child together. We were discussing all of the normal baby discussion when I brought up sports teams allegiance. We really follow baseball and football and these are the teams that we like. I like the New York Yankees and the Detroit Lions and she likes the Dallas Cowboys and…