Holy shit, even though I’ve seen that pic 100's of times I never knew his story. I also thought he was just a rando who just happened to come in second but that dude was as much a hero as the other two

Bat wings will only get you so far, like maybe just to Cleveland or something...

This...

Fumblitis flare-up...it was pretty bad his last year with the Jets

Maybe just one user needed to see that pic to realize, in one of their moments of clarity, that they need to get help and right now. Isn’t that how users get themselves into rehab at least some of the time? So if it helps one person realize what they’re doing to their kid(s) isn’t it worth it?

A few jobs ago I worked with Dave. Dave was a big barrel chested, annoying as all hell, douchebag that liked to wear a backwards Andy Capp hat and talk about music as if he personally trained Mozart himself. One day another guy, we’ll call him Seth, comes out of the bathroom looking both amused and disgusted. Seth…

Never understood that either and I do have kids. Suppose someone has been convicted of sex crimes against the elderly, they can’t live or work or walk within 1000 feet of a school but they can move right next door to nursing home, provided it’s not within 1000 feet of a school that is...

Mafia Don Johnny Dangerously predicted this mess back in the early 80's:

Just read about the Dad holding out for a month and a half after he was drafted by the Dolphins in the late 80's. Seems Miami was offering $1.475 and he wanted $1.5, I guess holding out for some trivial bullshit (for a multimillionaire anyway) seems to run in the family...

There’s no way the Raiders should be playing in some futuristic crappodome, it’s way too nice. To keep the Raider mystique it needs to be a dilapidated shithole

Nah, I’ll tell you that you should have gotten the Roast Pork with Broccoli Rabe and Provolone sandwich from Di Nic’s in Reading Terminal instead though

Or at the very least an Addidictomy...

Holy crap, a greater truth has never been told!!

Six on the drive????

Holy crap, the stupid is strong with this one...

At Home Depot, they use yellow price tags for the clearance stuff (vs the normal white) and you can tell how many more markdowns are coming by the last number in the cents column, for example, $125.04 then $99.03 down again to $50.02. It’ll never go down to 1 though, after xx.x2 it goes to $.01 (1 cent) and they…

That, all of that...

Yeah, you can rent a guide or some shit for a few hundred dollars an hour and do all the behind the scenes stuff, get to the front of every line, front row for all the shows, that kinda crap. A guy here in the office did it (he didn’t pay for it, a vendor did) and it was something like $500 an hour minimum 6 hours I…

In addition, pouring cold milk or half & half on top of a hot cup serves nothing but to chill the whole top half of the cup rendering it almost undrinkable. Adding it first, before the coffee, however distributes it evenly throughout the cup from the power of the pour itself and therefore the cup stays hotter longer

So does this mean the Brock Turner judge is gonna hafta get raped?