miketoast
miketoast
miketoast

1977 World Series, not sure which game it was but I remember being at my parents friend’s house and sneaking out of the kids room into their den to watch the game

Also, he gives plenty of balls away? I don’t want a ball that you caught, I want one that I caught. It’s not the same thing, not in my book anyway...

I’m a regular fan, one that’s been going to games for the better part of 40 years. One of my earliest memories is of going to Yankee Stadium to see the Yanks play the Angels in 1981. That being said, I sniffed a few fouls over the years, a few rows back, a bounce off the rail, a tip during a mass jump ball but that

Francis Coppola Pinot Noir is the shit! I don’t normally drink wine but I’ll suck on the cork to get the last drop of that stuff...

So apparently $30-50k is all it takes to buy one of these guys? Seems like a drop in the bucket. Can’t someone like Bloomberg come by and blow that outta the water? Here’s a hundred grand now shut the fuck up about the NRA!

Did I miss the cargo short memo? I have a closet full of them and wear ‘em all the time. They’re the utility knife of the short world, they go with t-shirts, team jerseys, polos or even an untucked dress shirt. I even have all the shades; light tan, lighter tan, lightest tan, medium tan and dark tan to go with all of

Glad to hear the good news, congrats!

Same here, my wife and I moved a few years back and we hit the mother lode, we have 3 other families surrounding us that are all around the same age and with similarly aged kids. We usually hang at one of our houses crack open the wine and beer and turn the kids loose all together, then draw straws on who’s going to

God, I hope both you and that guy are bleaching the hell outta the sink when you’re done...At least your wife knows, that guys girl is quite possibly grabbing a utensil that’s sitting in the sink for a quick bite or maybe picking up a piece of chicken that fell from a burrito into the piss drenched sink, fuckin’ yuck,

Craig James killed 5 hookers and SMU only got a year and change. The Baylor over/under is currently at 6 months...

Similar situation, with 2 wedding dates, although 99% of our friends and family only know of one of the two. It’s been 4 years now and though we’ve never really spoken about it we usually celebrate the big one and just acknowledge the smaller (real) one

More like seriously slow news day. I can’t believe you just showed me a pic of a cigar in a brick wall and the point was that because you told me originally it was a turtle head that I’d see nothing more than a turtle head

Hahaha, that’s great!

Anyway, never shut someone down when they decide to break free of cultural norms and test out bold new flavors: cocktail sauce with cheese curds, beer in cereal, ground beef-flavored yogurt, and such and such. Open your mind to the idea of pizza soup. You never know how it will change your life.

Where’s his review of Uncharted 4? I clicked on the link and read something but it didn’t seem to be a review of the game but rather an indictment of the series as a whole from his viewpoint

My bro works for Optimum Cable and he gets everything free, full on premium cable, free home phone and free internet plus half price pay per views. Pretty sweet benefit package...

Yes, you are but if you happen to be out West and belly up to the bar in one of their establishments there may be a dude with a killer bowl cut and a fanny pack, that’ll be your boy Mark. He loves the shit

Life is tough, no one is gonna give 2 shits about your sensativities or your need for a safe space. No one is going to change their ingrained asshole behaviors because you cover your ears and say “Nanner Nanner, I can’t hear you!” What you’re gonna hafta do is stop being such a pussy and grow a set, like now

150 minutes?? That’s 2 1/2 hours! No one would be able to tug that long, not even Popeye and even if by some miracle of science he had a bionic arm his human dick wouldn’t be able to stand up to that kind of continuous beating and still throw up. Not buying it, nope, not at all