Wow, this is totally a cult...

Yes to all of it...

How fucking stupid are these people? Any full on rapist isn’t going to be discouraged by a sign that says women’s room, if anything they’d be drawn to it like moths to a flame. They weren’t sitting around, thinking, “Gee willikers, if there was only a good excuse I could use to get in the women’s bathroom so I could…

Have these 2 ever been seen in the same room?

As a father of an 11 month old I feel I can speak to the diaper portion of your comment. The answer is yes, at any point, while out, the diaper bag may have between 2 and 5 dirty diapers in little disposable bags. It’s poor etiquette to leave them in someones bathroom or kitchen garbage, Lord knows how long it takes…

“We hear a lot about how people with dementia/Alzheimer’s return to a state of childhood, but it’s worse than that, because adults have years of being, well, an adult, and they aren’t as easily told what to do. As well, none of us really have the concept of being completely unable to remember how to do things like use…

I think a lot of these arguments here are the same thing, I’m not taking his name, I’m not doing this, I’m not doing that and once they actually get married and a little time has gone by they realize, eh whatever, I’ll just take the name and be Mrs. Toast, don’t know why I made such a stink about this. Almost, not…

I’d have guessed probably more like the billing address on the card registered with them but the whole, “while located in the state of NY” thing is throwing me...

As a Yankee fan I hafta say, RIP Paul O’Neill, taken from us way too soon :sadface:

If they’re taking the elevator up to 2 from the lobby then fuck them. I pray that their little, sweet, Grandma, the one that always makes their favorite cookies for their birthdays dies in a tragic one car collision with a bridge abutment, with her body being shredded and nothing left for an open casket funeral. One…

Q-tips belong on that list too, generic cotton swabs suck more dick than Tom Brady

Bath towels? Eh, who needs ‘em!

Yeah, I know you’re right, you can’t control ‘em and you can’t stop ‘em but that doesn’t mean there they’re any better, to me anyway. I don’t want to hear about/see my wife eating lunch on the regular with some dude at her job cause she thinks he’s dreamy, even if that as far as it goes. To me that’s checking out of…

I don’t know about this at all, maybe I just know myself. To me a crush is someone I’d love to be with and regardless of whether my wife knew or not it’s not something I’m into. Hell, I’m not majorly jealous but if I heard from her or found out from somewhere else that she had a crush on someone she knew I’d be pissed…

Fade in

I didn’t even realize he was sick, who knew :shrugs:

Not that it matters but what she’s claiming is that he pulled down his pants and she could see his ass, ball bag and taint, correct? And what did he do while his ass, ball bag and taint were exposed? Did he rip a fart in her face, did he grab her head and force her to reverse motorboat him, did he smack her widda dick…

And the Super Bowl would be played on a Saturday night, doubling ad revenue for the networks and jacking up the bidding war between them to host it on their airwaves

I was thinking Charles Grodin, but I’ll accept Kevin Nealon...