Now if he woulda ollied off a hot bitches tits...

I’d like to think I’m B, but sometimes I wonder if I’m an A

So only 322 people were killed by long rifles, so maybe 322 could have been saved with an assault rifle ban still in place? I’ll take that, what of one of those 300+ is my wife or one of my kids in the future?

See that’s the problem, no one is saying to ban all guns, you can keep what you have too, nobody is coming to deny you your constitutional rights. That’s the bogeyman that the NRA and other like minded groups keep spouting and some of you guys actually believe it, sadly

The inference was there that doing anything about gun control was stupid since criminals would still be criminal so why bother, or at least that’s how I read it. If that’s not what you meant then, my bad...

Contrary to popular belief there are a decent number of crimes and murders committed with legally purchased guns

In Anaheim, the Rally Monkey breathes a sigh of relief, unlocks the 6 deadbolts and chains on his front door, and ventures out on 2/1 for the first time in his life

I’m totally with you! I’m starting a new job next week with a sizable salary increase (about 25%) and I’m so hesitant to let go of the part time second job I’ve been working to help make ends meet. All of my friends and family assume that now that I don’t need it I’ll be able to get rid of it, and I’d love to, but…

So you’re saying I should start playing DFS now?

What an asshole...

I’m sure it’s pretty tasty but I’m about to get a little food snobby here if you’ll indulge me...

Ugh, what the fuck is up with the sit-n-wipers. Balls in the way, knuckles scraping the underside of the seat, shit bobbing around millimeters from their hands just waiting for a whitecap to roll by and leave a fudge smudge on their wrists. What kind of animal wipes sitting down??

That looked incidental to you? Holy smokes bro, you’re either his agent or a good candidate for Lasik...

I actually like this one better than Not Your Fathers and the abv is higher, 5.8%

I’m amazed at the chivalrousness of the batman, he waited patiently for the stickdude to go back and put his truck in park and then for him to weapon up before getting on with the battle

In Mother Russia, snow plows you

Yeah, she mentioned your baby dick. She still brings it up when one of us kids is feeling blue and needs a good cheering up

Yeah I guess I didn’t consider the whole, don’t come in today, don’t bother ever again thing. I’ve never had a boss like that though, they all seemed to value my safety and that of their other employees

Congrats btw!

I mostly agree with this as a former flower delivery driver. When it got shitty out my boss would take us drivers off the road but keep the store open. Did we wanna stay and sweep up, carry shit up and down from the basement or go home, up to us but she wasn’t taking any more delivery orders and she’d call the ones we…