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Same, when I was a kid we used to get Chinese food every Friday and one week a major snowstorm fell on the day, like feet, not even inches, and it was still coming down hard. Three sons screaming they want their Chinese food for about 15 minutes was all it took, she folded like a house of cards. She called Jade

I’ve heard the thing all the cool kids are doing is starting a foundation and then paying each one of their circle a salary as an employee. This way you can give them whatever you want on a yearly basis...

Holy shit Deadspin, the targeting, malicious hit on Gio was “unfortunate” buy the sack on Rapelisburger was “dirty”? As with Dan Fouts, I sometimes wonder if you’re watching the same game as everyone else...

Ahahhaaha, long time commuter on the LIRR, this happens 2 - 3 times every week and it’s much worse in the winter (hockey season). It’s taken me close to 4 hours for my 80 minute ride. #hateyoulirr

Fellow picker here...

What kind of crap is that? Snow can easily blow in from either end or the 8 open feet on either side. That shit never just comes straight down

There’s a place near me on Long Island that makes the best friggin calzones, they’re all made to order and they give ‘em a quick whack in the fryer just before serving them. Holy shit, its enough to make you bust a nut, even if said load smells like a rancid dump!

A little late to the party here I know but figured I’d leave my 2 cents...

November 27th here and I love my Thanksgiving area birthday, especially when it falls on Turkey Day itself. Everyone in the family is together and every last one of them feels obligated to bring a gift of some sort including the dbags who wouldn’t even send a “Happy Bday” text if it was any other day of the year. In

That kinda stuff is just trash talking and trying to get in someone’s head (walking up with a bat and stating he’s here to end my career) and no one takes it seriously, to suggest otherwise is ludicrous. All of the fault lies with ODB or OBJ or whatever the fuck his name is. The dude went batshit crazy for 3 hours on

Who owns the Chiefs...owwwwnnnz owwwwnnnz

Well it is a Bear market after all...

Seriously, none of the movies are about boxing... The first one was a love story set in the boxing world and the rest mirror Stallone’s real life popularity and fame. Dug himself out of the gutter and via the very same Rocky movies, got soft and civilized, got beat down and realized what was actually important in

As opposed to the Rams offense which continuously shoots itself in the foot...

This one wasn’t called on JJ Watt during the Jets game, Sunday:

Not that it’s the eaxct focus of the article but the best way to fix the Championship issue it to have the top 32 (or 16) teams battle it out March Madness style over the last few weeks of December/ early January to crown the champ. All of the bowl game names can still exist, just give each sponsor their own game.

$1,500 - 1,600 would be for full time daycare, Monday thru Friday. $900 for the year? Hell, I hate snow too (and we get our fair share in NY) but I’m about to pack up for Michigan, GO BLUE!!

Seriously, on Long Island, $1,500-1,600 is the norm and that’s at a “chain” daycare like ChildTime or TutorTime. $1,400 would be a dream! We have a half day sitter for our 5 month old & our 8 year old (my Mom does mornings) and that’s $1,200 a month. And we don’t have a party bus or a womb room...

LOL, I’m also partial to, after a wasted dump attempt:

I can’t leave here without leaving my masterpiece, pun intended...