I used to be golden, nice thick pillowtop cushioned desk chair, perfect to absorb all sorts of assplosions, sound and stench. One day though the world came crashing down around me. My computer suddenly stopped working around noon, 3 hours in to Fartopalooza. The IT guy and my boss happened to be walking by and heard…
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Sorry, also should have included that I’m also not going to buy a dongle to watch out of market games either. So long as I can watch my in market games on TV I’d be good. The only reason I watch any other games is because they’re on TV, readily accessible. I’m not old school with tech, I just can’t be bothered to just…
Very true, but honestly it’s not worth the trouble for me. I’m not gonna watch it on my laptop, nor am I gonna watch it on my phone, save for the few (or dozens) of minutes I’m on the shitter, and I’m not draping cables all over my house to run a CPU through my TV, unfortunately
Just so I’m understanding you correctly, it’s okay to spray alcohol on a kid, cause you know...there’s beer ads in the stadium?
Same, 8 year old and 4 month old girls. I never even bought a PS4, still got my PS3. The wife bought me GTA V for my birthday 2 years ago, I’ve probably put in 3 hours tops on the thing. Who’s got time to play games when you have kids anyway, always some shit going on or someone’s gotta be someplace doing something or…
I applied for a job at Fan Duel a few months ago, one I was completely qualified for but received no response. One thought was because my stated compensation was too high. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear from them now knowing that Draft Kings would be the one responsible for paying the majority of my wages
That “slide” looks like any one of thousands of slides I’ve seen in 35+ years of watching baseball. Illegal, no...
Love L&B!!!
Odd, everytime I eat too much and stuff myself my sinuses clog, when I really overeat, I sneeze like a motherfugga. Thought I was the only one...
A restaurant near me J&R’s Steakouse, has an eating challenge where you get an hour to eat a 72oz steak plus sides and it’s free, otherwise it’s $49.99. A bunch of friends went there for my brother’s bday and all 4 of the guys decided it was time to go for it. One ordered it rare, he was done in 24oz, ching ching $50…
That’s assuming these guys are even union at all, which they’re probably not
Back in 9th grade we were finally allowed to leave the High School during lunch period and I decided to take a walk over to 7-11 and picked up a Big Gulp and a pack Rain-blo bubblegum balls, awesome lunch for a 14 year old
Riiiiigggghhhttttt....so the ref used racial slurs against who you have no idea but the coaches who you trust to mold you into a proper, fully formed, productive human told you to do it
Oh, I don’t know, it worked out pretty well for Indy and his Dad...
Sweet fuck, that roast pork hero from DiNic’s has gotta be the best fuckin’ thing I have ever eaten...
I think that the bigger crime here is that he decided to live in Staten Island...
Same here, and there are specific rules for when they can be bitten off. None that I can list, they just have to look right. The middle fingers give the best nail, most springiest, followed by the pointer, then thumb. Pinky ones are kinda useless, they’re too small to really do anything with and are followed by the…
Geno solved the puzzle without buying having to buy any vowels
10 games for shitting in the shower?? You’ll be hearing from my attorneys Goodell!