So her punishment for faking graduating high school and 2 years of college, complete with another graduation, was only no cellphone or laptop for 2 weeks?

I’d swear my oldest has some strain of kiddie dementia, drives me nuts! Like a goldfish she is, a goldfish!

It’s a powder that when mixed with equal parts cold water will set into a mustard that will knock your frickin’ socks off! I’m a hot an spicy guy and this stuff, when you catch a solid blob, will make you lose your breath. I’d definitely put a Buy rating on this stuff

Right, you gotta ask for the good stuff they have behind the counter. Either that or go buy some of this...

Wouldn’t it be amazing if NFL broadcasts allowed callers like your local talk show? Jerry from Arbutus could call in during challenges, between possessions, and after big plays to weigh in and give his hot takes. It will never happen, of course, but god that would be awesome.

Last night was awesome, even the wife was glued to the TV

Ahhh, the time I lit a pack of jumping jacks while holding them in my hand intending to throw them at a friend only to have the pack unravel midflight and have one flaming jack fall and wedge into the crease where the foot and tongue of the sneaker meet. If you’re familar with Jumping Jacks you know that a flame…

To quote Goodfellas...

Chris needs to stop living in the past, own up to the timeout (regardless of why you called it, you called it), own up to the Ed Martin crap, all the other shit and just be real. Let it go and move on dude...

What the hell, where’s the video?

Yes, that may be but, God forbid, things could go south and he may require an Addadictomy. If that were the case balls are back up in the air

LOL, I’m gonnna hold you to that!

Father’s should get paternity leave, why the hell not? Why should I be forced to run back to work the day after while my wife and child are still in the hospital? Shouldn’t I get the the chance to bond with my child also, before we have to go stick the kid in daycare at 6 weeks old at the cost of $2k per month? Who’s…

He who doth protest too much...

$250k? $500k? Are you guys fucking nuts? I had to re-read it 3 times just to make sure you were talking about dogs and not kids. If someone offered me $500 cash I’d hand him over and run home for his antibiotics, he has lupus btw

Our leftfielder was the busiest player on the team, every righty hitter, he was arunnin’

Same here, I watched Roberto and the boys paint it many times. Miss the place already...

They should give the Browns a call, Sonny Weaver gives away draft picks like candy...

Ugh, everyone knows, you never leave your feet trying to make a tackle!

You can also $1 box the ‘fecta bets, especially if you’re adding in a lot of extra horses but you only win half the loot