Looks like a clean hit to me, the kid’s skating with the puck and has his head down as he’s coming up ice, he gets flattened with a hit to the head, which would have been his chest if he wasn’t low and striding at the time. Moral of the story, keep your fucking head up!!

Specifically the last time? I’d say a little ways back during the overnight. I typically have a lotta ass gass so letting ‘em rip is a standard part of my day. Due to the frequency I can typically tell as it’s brewing whether or not the shart alert early warning system should be activated but that night the officer on…

Innn daaaa faaaaccccceee!!!

And there it is...kid gives Jameis a hookup, shit goes haywire, kid decides to lie to save his job. Jameis can handle it, he’s got high powered lawyers, I got jack shit

Good thing they weren’t playing at Wrigley....

10 is batting around, as in starting to go around again. 9 is only batting the side

I decided to try therapy while I was going through a divorce and I have to truly say it was the best thing I ever did. I was able to reconcile my feelings over the divorce but that was a minor bonus, the amount of personal growth was astronomical. What started out as the worst time in my life very quickly became the…

This dude is a beast...but what’s up with that damn unibrow??

This one apparently has been on a long course of Prednisone...

winter sex > summer sex

Just cause a dude gets a boner doesn’t mean he’s gonna rape someone, who do you think he is Darren Sharp....ah, forget it

Odor almost had his whole day day Rougned right there....

While I definitely get the whole freeway over surface streets I'm more inclined to recommend the latter. First off, there's way more road so they're patrolled a lot less, unless you're the unluckiest fucker around you'll be hardpressed to find a copper to even slide in behind you. Secondly, there's a lot more…

Ketchup on Mac and cheese, do it...do it right now!

Glad you chose black for the "Evil Empire", let's go Yankees!

I imagine that most of our parent friends will come from school classmates when ours start.

Living in the NYC Metro area I've been seeing $15 six packs for years now and unfortunately it's not tied to just the higher level craft beers, even a sixer of crap will run you almost that

Stone IPA - Stone Brewery - awesome as hell, when I want the good stuff

One slice of cheese? Are you fucking mad? One slice is for 5 year olds or elderly women. I submit that 3 slices of LOL American creates the perfect grilled cheese, no more, no less

Best part was the follow up stating that he meant "tiny" and not "ting". As if he thought that autocorrect would keep the whole thing from making any sense, lol