How many you got?

Most jalops have the opposite problem. We get rid of newer, more expensive, reliable cars, for older, cheaper cars that need more attention.

GM tried that. It didn’t work out.

1. Take engine: Voodoo Miata
   

Counterpoint: Any car is certainly faster than me around a track.

It’s almost like they’re in business to make money rather than in business for another reason that has never existed in the history of businesses larger than your buddies craft beer mug shop.

I cannot give this enough stars. Jalopnik is the true home of poor automotive design, neglected badge-engineered compromises, duct-tape fixes, soft Corinthian leather, captive imports, and NSU rotary engine swaps into Korean tractors.

They moved on about six years ago.

No way. I love CVTs.

It’s safe to say Nissan is unequivocally the most hated manufacturer on Jalopnik. Right?

You have the weirdest porn collection.

There are a lot of hipsters here trying to say this hipster isn’t a hipster.

I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

My wife wanted an Acadia for her next car. I pointed out to her that the Chevy SS is a thing, and now she wants that instead. With a manual.

Which cars should play which handegg positions?

Simply by saying “I didn’t know the camera was on” indicates that if he had known he probably wouldn’t have hit the guy with his car, or drawn his gun or kicked the guy.

“It rains like 10 times a year max”

“justifying that price for something barely larger than my GTI.”