Am I the first to remark on the hilarious subtlety of this part?

Pretty sure that’s near Vegas, dude.

One of my favorite pictures of the F-117

Seriously. Duh. The question should be “how soon could you build the Gigahorse once the safety requirements were dropped.”

That was djust wonderful.

it’s okay Matt...one day you will figure out your compass directions...

What Tucson have you been to?

My biggest question is: “What the hell is a 67 year old lady doing with a Subaru STi?!”

You are overencumbered and cannot fast travel

Sounds like you need the D.

Rugs make people CRAZY.

DAMN. Keep doing you Mazda. That’s fancy af.

Got mine.

It should be noted that in Canada, the goal in selling a car is less about the money and more about making sure the next owners are real nice folks.

It should be noted that the goal with this car sale, and with most car sales, is to get as much money as possible. So I will veto this idea.

Yep. We’re in the new age of handsome motorcycles.

the fucking cutest

Damn, this guy must be on a whole assortment of government watch lists.