I worked for the brand for 5 years. I am an Audi fan for sure, and especially an Audi with a manual. I can appreciate the fact that a master tech did the swap. With that being said, I have to agree on CP for this one. I would not risk taking on this car, and definitely not at that price.

It’s a sign of how crazy fast society is changing that a movie released in 2013 has an outdated view of masculinity.

Oooo ooo ooo, I know the answer to this one...

I’m not taking advice on tact from someone who takes mirror selfies by themself...

You make some great points. I’m convinced. 

Even you forgot that the Kizashi wasn’t a Mitsubishi.

It’s like Amazon, but with walking.

The crash rating is don’t crash

“I commute to NYC from Portland, ME, this will never work for me!!11!”

This is too much and terrible and over-the-top and gaudy and amazing and sexy and perfect.

If I’m the other driver, I’m slowly driving in reverse so his car is continually creeping closer to run him over again... like a lion about to pounce.

Ford Flex Ecoboost. The anti-CUV. Designed with a ruler and not remotely lozenge shaped. 365hp stock. Three useful rows. I think they’re hilarious and have seriously considered one just for the “Did that blue refrigerator just smoke me off the light?” reaction.

So people can be wrong.

It’s a fucking Honda Element.

Americans are just super scared of everything right now. I have to travel overseas for my job and I do get asked why so many Americans seem so scared of everything, quite regularly. The only reply I can give them is “I don’t know, I’m Canadian”, because I’m too scared to admit to being American right now.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Uh, in 2007?

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

And because they said that, that means there will be 4 cylinder M cars. Turbo. 4WD. Pretty much a certainty the way the M division rolls these days.