The tree is gonna be revealed as the arch-villain of the show when the shield gets stuck in its branches and it won’t let go. Kind of a Charlie Brown’s kite-type deal going on.

Yeah, but that would be a hard sell as true villainy to the movie-goer. Their first response would be “What’s so wrong with them being made to be pets? We already do that with other animals.” Though they may shift the second half of that thought to “fuck-yeah, I want one!”

Between Shakira, J-Lo, and now this, anyone who hasn’t gone through puberty yet is good now.

Wouldn’t shock me if it’s actually a Halloween costume in the show. This is gonna be weird as hell and I’m ALL IN.

“Like, listen. I get the idea is to make this thing look giant on camera, paint it some cool colors and have it be all intimidating, but why not just quit the whole move thing and sell this one as a pet?”

Rebecca Ferguson isn’t a “newcomer” to the series, this is her third MI movie...

I cannot wait to see Eugene back.

That guy? Then what was the whole point of the stinger from the last movie when we see Henry Cavill’s mustache crawl out of the flaming wreckage? 

MI is one of the most consistently good (not crazy excellent, but definitely good) series out there. I’m good with this character coming back.

To be fair, the series has basically been about a bunch of powered beings whose superpower is “cars” let’s be honest! :D

Magnet plane. Pontiac Fiero strapped to a rocket. Car’s swinging on a rope. What’s not to love?

Even by Fast standards, that trailer was unbelivably ridiculous bordering on self-parody.

So...while we didn’t get Fast 9 goes to space... we got Fast 9 goes to the MCU.

Pure insanity. I love it.

Luke was right. No one’s ever really gone.

I guess coming back to life is an added perk of being Gal Gadot’s love interest.

I knew Cena would be Dom’s evil brother - because unlike our Toretto, he wears sleeves, breaking the Toretto family code.

I assumed he had just decided to lay low after being in the ever-growing Star Wars “Fan” hate club but knowing that he had to endure that along with these other mental health issues makes the situation that much harder to hear about. I’m glad his family were forthcoming with the news though, it’s important to shed a…