She's not innocent. She's had sex. And given blow jobs.

Nobody has been this bad at bathing since Whitney Houston.

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Gallows humor and strong drink are what we need to get through this election.

Whiskey mixed with whatever is in the fridge. I’m gonna take my sleeping/cystitis/anti-depressant pill, chase it with the booze and see how long I stay lucid and conscious.

I think George Karl has entered the Larry Brown-On-The-Knicks “IDGAF” stage of his coaching career.

The Kings really are fucked, but they’ve been in town for 30 years so at least we know it wasn’t by the mayor.

a) Yes, they involved students AND faculty members and b) are pervasive enough to be seen as a threat by non-white students and c) you have to start somewhere, and students of color need to felt like they were heard. They weren’t being heard. The response to a shit swastika was to make a committee that would issue a…

Hey, spare a thought for the tears of straight white men in the world!

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

More like the Show Me White Privilege State amirite?

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

You’d think that Columbia would have higher standards then to admit a race horse into school.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

“ THIS is the Bush you’re looking for. “

Lacob’s Splatter

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

—“I actually crave dick in my mouth.”

GEE, someone’s bitter about never getting laid...and it’s this^ boy right here!