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Eh, maybe, but like Billy said... look what’s happened to Julian Green. Went to Bayern full of pump, flamed out in his loan spells and couldn’t get on the pitch anywhere. Jozy was great in the Eredivisie, but what forward doesn’t score 20 goals there? He bombed at Hull AND Sunderland. Morris can develop now and maybe

you probably should try and get laid more

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

I’m a guy who works in another tiny, male-dominated field, and what you’re saying is so real. The amount of proof that women have to produce in order to substantiate sexual misconduct by their male coworkers is ridiculous, especially considered relative to the damage a single dude can do to a woman’s career prospects

I will never understand this idea that multiple women are just telling the same lie about a man. How low of an opinion must you have of women to think that they actively seek to conspire with strangers to “bring down” innocent men, and meanwhile face their own reputations probably being destroyed with bullshit

this woman? like, a dozen women? wtf is wrong with you?

Once the Sonics left, I declared that the NBA was dead to me. Only basketball I watched since then was the Warriors in the finals last year, and that was only because my brother-in-law was visiting from the Bay Area.

Song never mattered. Smushing a female body next to me, boner time. Every time.

Nope, not close. Nobody is as big an asshole as Pats fan.

You know that moment when somebody in your neighborhood does something really really stupid and you’re hoping nobody outside your neighborhood notices?

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I’m sorry, but I enjoy Cam’s joy at playing the game. I’ve seen too many athletes for too long “saying the right things, drinking the vitamins and saying the prayers”. Give me more guys like Cam!

Football Manager has led me to believe that this sort of thing happens at least 2-3 times per game.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

I don’t know, those felony assaults and murder could really hurt his Heaven chances. We’ll see how the voters feel in 5 years.

You are a monster.

Also an excellent Emergency Hot Dog Roll.