Man, must be something in the water.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I think we need to be as frank as possible when it comes to suicide. Get it out there, instead of couching it in terminology. How many suicides are described as having “died unexpectedly,” or are mentioned in almost pleasant terms such as “took their own life,” “ended their own life.” Maybe a few more stories about…

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Goddamn psych majors.

Real question. Why does the national debt matter? It’s not like anyone is going to call in their loans, we control the global economy and have a bigger military than most of the world combined (hence the debt). That government can also print money, so you can’t really treat a government like a small business. I mean I…

It’s called Brownbacking in my neck of the woods.

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

You’re correct, it notes the budget issues Jindal inherited, and then explains how he succeeded in making them worse.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

i dont see the problem

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

Who will her supporter vote for?

I guess with a name like Crew, the organization wanted a uniform more evocative of watersports.

Making Germany Great Again

Drew, I actually witnessed a miracle, an actual, literal miracle, involving sheets, and my step-daughter. My college aged step daughter was not so keen on changing her sheets, washing her sheets, washing anything, to be honest, or even just being clean. And because of her age, my wife stopped doing things for her,…

Too specific to be a joke. I am horrified and impressed. Mostly horrified.

Clayton is on as charity because the Beetlejuice witch doctor shrunk his head.