You seem cool

lol thanks sorry

You’re missing the best part.

Meanwhile this is how I live my life. Maca cacao motherfucker!!!

So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

Drew is 100% Correct.

I was going through something at the time but I have thought about that each and every day since. I am sorry. You made me a better man because of it. And that fucking shark’s dead eye stare - you nailed it.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

I’m definitely taking my shoes off on an international flight. As long as my feet don’t smell and I’m wearing socks. But there is no way I’m wearing shoes for an entire 13-hour flight.

So:

I am offended “Yes I am randy for Rand” or “No I am not randy for Rand” were not the choices

I might be on the minority here but videos aren’t for me. I’d prefer a text version of the article in the future with the video, but I can understand time constraints being an issue there.

Seriously, I’m not going to watch a video while skimming the news at work, and I’m certainly not going to come back and watch it.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

as a Hawks fan, I completely agree with this statement

Great week to be a Seattle sports fan on Deadspin.

You left off the paragraph where you explain that players in superior European leagues are victimized by far better-looking supermodels and that Major League Soccer will always lag behind.

I think what’s wild is that MLS has grown to the point that non-designated players can snag state-level pageant queens.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Nah.