The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Calm down there, Satan.

Oh come on, Marchman. Please do not be this guy. Putting aside the fact that all teams in the Korean league use a DH, this is going to be such a dumb thing for the next 12 months. Argue about the DH all you want — I say pitchers should hit in both leagues — but proclamations about not watching any more because of a…

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Jesus our Kinja Deals keep getting more and more esoteric.

In retrospect I should have gone with "plows my driveway" alas missed opportunities

“before blizzard head” and “i need a pre-blizzard bj” are a match made in craigslist heaven!

Blizzard stranger sex is a huge no. Even if I wasn’t already partnered, not into strangers & on the west coast... Seriously - what if you meet before it gets terrible, but then their grossness becomes apparent only after it isn’t safe to travel?!?!?!

and the second one being a raging pot addict and drunk to boot.