“Little late now, but a fine idea”—Leeds

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

Lotta people quick to point out the age of consent where they are...

Just wait ‘til Bournemouth does this. Then you’ll really see some busted Cherries.

Side note: I had a college roommate who apparently watched pornography with his frat brothers and nothing has ever sounded so creepy or awful.

The nerve of some peephole...

Even if it is, they don’t call illegal screens anyway.

Somebody needs to confirm Robert Swift’s whereabouts.

“Good.” -Seattle residents

Trump bankrupted a casino.

This is a classy strawman made of the finest 24K gold. Look at the great, tremendous quality of that argument.

Do we have to pick just one?

How have we gotten to the point where every celebrity has to say precisely the correct thing regarding every social ill? She’s funny and seemingly desires to be a good person. Is that not enough?

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

(afraid to say anything)

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.