Welp, be sure to have a good answer ready when asked to choose the form of The Destructor.

Well, let’s not include the rooftop owners in this; they’re freeloaders charming people for a view and the Ricketts can block them as much as they like in my opinion.

It can if someone is willing to spend the money and the time. Most people doubt the DNC will be that forward thinking. I am one of those people. 

“Ass Team of the Year, presented by Nathan Peterman” has a nice ring to it

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

What’s funny is that it seems like everyone has a different person they see on that schedule and say, “No way he keeps it to 5".

Wait.  How is the Repast Pop-up not a thing?

Aretha called her up to compliment her about some performance, told her she had some stuff that she should listen too and sent it. I believe that this is a curated list and the people singing are folks that Auntie Ree was a fan of. Notice Taylor “Gowns, beautiful gowns” Swift isn’t on the list.

#facts  This might pay the mortgage this month, real talk!

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

Hope you have an AirBnB account! Or, if you have kids, a lemonade stand.

Doesn’t everybody own 10 copies of Black Panther already?? Just me?  Oh ok. LOL!! 

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

I fucking hate the Cubs (Indians fan, unfortunately) but to say the Cubs are lucky this year is to gratuitously cherrypick.

The Aristocrats!

Macy is so damn great in this. As Tom notes, Stiller is hilarious as a parody of a dark hero but Macy is a repudiation and mockery of trauma as heroic necessity - he’s just a nice guy with one skill who wants to do more to help people - and while his earnestness is funny it’s never wrong and Macy doesn’t condescend to…

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.

“Where do they get all of these turds?” everyone wonders. “It can’t be healthy to be THAT damn regular.”

So the Warriors are totally going to buy it and hang it in their Hall of Fame, right?

Thoughts and prayers Mr. Werder...