cheese and FUCKING rice I am tired of the “concern-trolling as legislation” trend. let’s idk NOT make life harder for kids and young adults who, by living in their identity, are going to have it hard ANYWAY because our society is kicking and screaming its way into the future even as we hang sign party “Live Laugh…

Y’all see this?

I wouldn’t call Durst a “real estate tycoon.” He’s the son of one. Durst has been, um, himself his whole life. 

He murdered Susan in 2000, not 1982. Or maybe I’m misreading that first line, in which case never mind and apologies!

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

Yeah, who would have thought that all you really need to do to invest the audience is create a character that people care about, come into their own, and have them explore a wider world?

You know what I loved the most about that scene? The subtle implication that stormtroopers don’t actually have lousy aim, but are simply limited by crappy equipment issued by a faceless bureaucracy and built in bulk by the lowest-bidder. Like, you know, an actual military.

plus, the scene was HONESTLY funny, not the forced awkward of yet another clueless C3PO moment.

After feeling a little pummeled by RoS’ aggressive pacing, having an extended scene in the Mandalorian where two insouciant scout troopers just slouch and fuck around for an extended scene was a balm.

Mando has, to me anyway, cemented the idea that Star Wars has always worked best as a simple story with adequate time spent on characters. Clear lines between good and evil. Likable characters and great progression. 

It’s also, sadly, enhanced my disappointments with the sequel trilogy because it’s clear that Favreau…

Guys. GUYS. Does Baby Yoda wear diapers?

Well spayed.

So you could say it’s box office take has been neutered?

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