I just.... I so DESPERATELY want to be surprised. So, so much.

When does HE go to jail for witness i9, frayd, endangering national security, and multiple DUIs he didn’t serve time for , the first several times?

Yeah, but this article has shit to do with his children, so the question is why did you bring them up?

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

Came to the comments for this reference, was not disappointed. 

I love this movie so much. Frank Langella steals every scene he’s in.

Aw I loved Dave.  But people wouldn't totally see through it. It would be too much a personality change. 

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

oh what the hell. Why did I click on that. And how would the logistics even work for --- never MIND I WON’T THINK ON THIS FURTHER

Fart Attack!!!!!!

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

Lol!

Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?

With all due respect, why does that matter and why are your bringing this here? This article isn’t about Michael’s children, so there’s no reason to parse their parentage. Further, even if the truth is that they were adopted from pure Aryan breeding stock hidden away in a hermetically sealed utopian biodome, they’re…

“And that, children, is how boys are made.”

What? In the actual fuck...

I’m sorry for your loss. Terminating a wanted pregnancy must be devastating. Those abortions are often skipped when people talk about “the legitimate reasons”, it’s always the trinity of rape, incest and the mother’s life being in danger.

My friend works here. Those assholes are out there every day -- apparently they don’t have jobs? They know the names of all the employees and yell at them anytime they see them. Such fucking loathsome shitbags.

So was I until a prenatal exam revealed my baby had several abnormalities. I know at least two other women who never thought they would have an abortion that terminated very wanted pregnancies because of fetal abnormalities. Those type abortions are always done late too. Week 15 for me, week 18 for the other two