The slime is coming from inside the house!!!

There is slime living in white house

I saw Ghostbusters 2; Someone needs to check the sewers. Also please stick to sports.

I know experts in the bio industry, trust me, they think this will be a very good thing for DC and the Monuments in particular. Everyone needs the bio, it’s just healthy.  All the monuments will be in great shape after the Slime. The Democrats, not so much. OK?

Yah, we know.

“A Mysterious Slime Has Come For Washington D.C.”

Is slime, scum? 

Show us on the doll where the mean feminist wouldn’t let you molest her.

Stroke team to Kotaku comments! Get them in the CT! Push TPA, we’re still within the window!

What the actual fuck is this comment?

I’m proud of how many readers noticed this.

That header photo is a scam. Six sided dice should have the opposite faces equal “7", which means you should never see the 3 & 4 on a die at the same time, nor a 5 & 2, yet looking at the neon sign, both dice breaks the rule.

5 razzle bucks to add or remove 1 ball from play! OUR MOST POPULAR OFFER!

Razzle-Dazzle supports in-app purchases

I know, I know, but also this is every casino game.

I guess this is the final game being leaked by activision blizzard.

Huxster: “STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP FOR A ROUSING GAME OF MATH!”

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?