Fuck, I hate this timeline.

That is AMAZINGLY petty.

Huh, with his track record of appearing ridiculous you’d think he’d lean into that too.

And his handlers absolutely bend over backwards to ensure that.

*Nancy Reagan intensifies*

In my mind, his behavior throughout the confirmation process made it clear he does not have the demeanor to be on the Supreme Court, but that’s beside the point.

“Mmm... Chunky...”

“To have gone from where people didn’t know much about us to where people actively hate us, it’s difficult,” said Chris Harris, who was an agent for 21 years and a Border Patrol union official until he retired in June 2018. “There’s no doubt morale has been poor in the past, and it’s abysmal now. I know a lot of guys…

Best part of GOW4 imho.

RIP Dom’s tomatoes.

Give ‘em a round of applause!

Glob, I keep forgetting he’s from fucking Manhattan. O_o

Plus we still desperately grasp onto that horseshit Horatio Alger fed us, “Wait, hold on... Someday *I* may be ‘The Rich’! And I don’t want to be eaten!”

Really should be a Last Week Tonight segment.