And remember, Barack wore a tan suit and like Dijon mustard!! UNAMERICAN.

I usually make a little joke about it, like “oh yeah, I pull out my eyelashes...but when it’s my eyebrows I can just call it grooming” and then we all move on.

I usually go for the eyelashes too, have since I was a kid. I’m always so bogged down with disappointment after I just go ham on them one night and barely realize the damage I’ve done, but being open about it with people I’m close to has been helpful. The only time I feel weird about it is if I’m getting my eyebrows…

Of course! <3 I think that more people suffer with this kind of stuff than we think, we just don’t talk about it, so we assume we’re going through all of this alone. I’m v. in favor of breaking taboos about this kind of stuff, because shame is too damn exhausting.

I have trichotillomania and unfortunately my eyelashes are usually the casualty, which is...noticeable. I finally just started telling people straight out about it (especially given how often my friends talk about skincare/makeup) and most people just kind of shrug about it. It’s a little liberating.

Hey Ashley, I have Trich too (going on 10 years now)! Small World :)

But Michelle Obama wore sleeveless dresses!

I’m not sure she knew this exactly. I think she thought there might be some discreet fucking around with NY society women, but getting publicly [what is the female version of cuckolded] by porn stars and Playboy bunnies was maybe more than she even had planned for.

He said I was beautiful like her and, you know, ‘you’re a smart girl’ and there wasn’t a lot of comparing but there was some, yeah. I heard a lot about her.

And he also wants McDougal to think she’s a whore. It’s classic douchebag behavior- pick a woman with clear self-esteem issues and then do things throughout the relationship to reinforce those issues.

I was also not prepared to laugh as much as I did.

Excuse me, the ONLY way I’d find sleeping with Trump justifiable is for money - or if I had a weird orange fetish. I’d respect McDougal more if she just said, “Yeah, my car note was due.” This whole “I slept with a married rich dude but I’m too moral to take cash” is BS.

I watched another clip from it last night, in which Anderson Cooper asked if he used protection and there was this long, awful pause before she said no. And once again, I was just like, “We are living in a parallel universe in which everything is fucked up, awful things are normal, and Anderson Cooper asks about the…

She simultaneously looks 40 years old and 2o years old in that second pic.

The I’m black link has me dying laughing at work.

‘Becky Breeder”

I really liked it.

It’s cute and watchable, but I felt that it could have been better? Maybe it’ll find its stride in season 2.

I miss this show sooo much.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder