Sumac! I’m gazing at you with starry eyes. Reminds me to buy more. I’ve been enjoying mixing zhug with my avocados (and anything else within reach)...

Thank you. In addition to all the most relevant critiques of this most ridiculous “trend” - that oxidation! Oy. Nothing says true love like “this is an overripe avocado I found behind the coffee maker & I’m *not* bothering to buy a fresh one!”

It does. I’m so sorry.

What about if it’s hidden in an energy drink?

Business will be great forever and so will IIIIIIII!

I hear this. Enjoy all you can & take care of yourself. A hug if you want it, plus I’m picking up the tab for your favorite immortality elixir.

Stick to just under 2 glasses, er, bottles, and you’ll be just dandy. But no more. There will be consequences...

Jessup Collins & I agree!

Yes! (It was always disappointing that we never scored the Manischewitz version, though.)

In case the kinjaverse swallows this gif for the 50th time: I raise my cup to you via Stewart & Colbert

I like to think that John Early was an influencer here, his metaguilty patronage of Cafe Bustelo notwithstanding:

Replying to boost

But Carl Lewis has actually put out other amazing music...

Ave Maria Bamford!

Aha, I was thinking Santa Baby, but now I can imagine her prepping in front of a poster of Marilyn.

That walk...

Snopes Ickes (her soap opera nemesis, a scrappy reporter gal)

He is forever associated in my mind with Tim & Eric:

Dying

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