I feel like any athlete who has a chance at going pro is an absolute shit-for-brains moron for smoking pot at any time. Why risk scholarships, draft placement, public mockery, and a shot at millions of dollars? Weed ain't worth all that.

In a few years, when pot is legal nationally, he will be able to look back on this and not laugh.

Ohio State's Noah Spence was banned from the Big 10 for life this year for testing positive for Ecstasy, which is considered a performance enhancing drug because nothing makes sense and I hate this world.

Honestly, how fucking stupid can you be to smoke weed right before the National Championship, knowing that it is against NCAA rules, and they can randomly drug test?

That. And it's not legal for anyone in the state, no matter their age, until July.

The ridiculous nature of athletes being suspended for weed is not lost on me, but the legal angle is kind of a moot point here, as Carrington is only 19, thus not a legal possessor.

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.

Ever since moving to Liverpool, Balotelli just can't find a way to score.

His gf is really a man, the stuff was for her, and DeMarco Murray is actually gay...?

You know what's odd, is that Madden Phil Simms is the same. I was playing last night and ran up the middle for one yard on first down, in the first quarter. I accidentally challenged the play. It was reviewed, and the call stood. But video game Phil then went on about it, "You know, it wasn't overturned but I still…

The first rule of Cologne and Underwear Club is DO NOT TALK ABOUT COLOGNE AND UNDERWEAR CLUB.

I once tried to give a football speech before a game in 8th grade.

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

If Clark the Cub w/ cock and balls isn't HOF nothing is. Whoever voted no needs to have their voting privileges immediately revoked!

They all want to be the piss out of one another,

excellent thread here, +1s for all

If Mozgov is the missing piece to an NBA championship, it may be time to disband the league.