Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Some long-since-left-college old Bro just lost his job and was extremely shocked because ‘this is the way it’s always been done’

Some just out of college bro marketing coordinator just lost his job.

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

Those things are cool?

Cool by the twice divorced uncle’s standards sure, but in the world championships of cool a Pontiac Can Am doesn’t make it past qualifying. This is a planet which once produced the Ferrari 250 California remember.

It’s like the universe knew...

I like the one where GM’s Valet Mode on the Challenger Hellcat gives owners a 413% increase in power over stock.

Now you know that’s not true.

For fuck’s sake, I’m going to bed.

let’s call this whole Uber thing off.

Pete is your scotch man. Usually has J&B in the office. Also likes to order Dewar’s on the rocks.

Pete Campbell likes scotch. His office liquor is J&B and he orders a Dewar’s on the rocks a couple times.

Out of curiosity, what did you try? Its an incredibly diverse spirit, with flavor profiles ranging all over the place.

Was just coming here to point that out. Did anyone on that show drink scotch on the reg? Roger was a vodka man. Peggy went for Jameson’s, if I recall correctly.

Don Draper was a Canadian Club man.

Who better to tell you about today’s high?

Ugh. Why is that cat so moist?

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

So lots of tongue, got it.