de rigeur

what brand is that? I’m buying one

How young do you have to be to consider chicken tenders ‘classic’

Have you thought about doing something like Nice Price or Crack Pipe but for clothes?

Most of those who write about this stuff put the transition from gen-x to millennial right around 1979-1981. I and a lot of other people born then aren’t really one or the other but a lot of both.

Oh honey. No gen-Xers were listening the Backstreet Boys in 1996.

Rudy talked at my college. I didn’t go but my roommates were athletes and had to go.

I am here to represent the Friday Whale & Otter caucus. Who’s with me?

Jesus, Lahey, you gotta learn to pace yourself.

OMG! I bet they didn’t even think to check that. You should call them.

Some long-since-left-college old Bro just lost his job and was extremely shocked because ‘this is the way it’s always been done’

2002 called and it wants its lower case ‘i’ back

Even when raw milk was commonly available, people still boiled it first.

Pete is your scotch man. Usually has J&B in the office. Also likes to order Dewar’s on the rocks.

Pete Campbell likes scotch. His office liquor is J&B and he orders a Dewar’s on the rocks a couple times.

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

She’s punishing us for making her work so hard for the nomination

and this country.

Who’s ready to buy one and throw it on Craigslist for me in five years?

I think all electric cars should be cordless. Otherwise the cords will get tangled when we all drive around. Just a thought.