Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I know nothing about this but here’s some extreme speculation:

Said nobody ever in the history of the street fighter community. Except maybe Mike Ross.

I only bought one because my old TV died. 4K netflix is nice, I guess.

Bethesda: “Man we really screwed up. We seriously pissed off our modding community. I cant think of what we could have done worse”

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Wii has been on the market for almost 10 years with its most successful accessory , U.

Y’all need keys? I gots da keys!

What a piece of junk.

More likely it’s to prevent load screens between matches.

1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Don’t worry. Match making is pretty solid. For instance, the system recognizes I’m utter trash at shooters and smartly grouped me with players of similar skill. Our games are akin to watching a garbage truck on fire roll slowly down the street, but we’re all still having a great time!

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

My takeaway from this article is that we’re saying:

He’s the fucking best! That short mealy mouthed bastard is one of the most S-Rank people to ever walk this Earth seriously what a cool guy him and his sorta awful movies(but often in a fantastic way) have brought nothing but joy to this planet. His friends, oh wait he doesn’t have friends he only has Family must…

Or finding out that the goofy dude that played the clown dad in Malcolm in the Middle is going to star in a drama series about a dude becoming a criminal druglord. Oh, wait...

R.I.P. Very apparent that these people cared about him a great deal. He spent his life doing whatever he could to fight a real-world evil. That’s bravery.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…