Because he doesn't want to let everybody know that he is, in fact, blind....

"Commute" would infer there are jobs.

Enjoy your commute...

Why not make it red instead of grey. Why not make it square instead of round ...

meanwhile, in L.A. we:

I highly recommend watching this awesome Steve McQueen video with the sound OFF ...

This won't be a popular answer, but the official Apple silicone one is very nice.

I am pretty clearly referring to what it looks like and does.

Buddy, I'm not the one who rushed to be the first hater to post an idiotic Nelson Muntz laugh on Gizmodo's first article about this product. You need to check your neckbeard.

Is your joke from 2010?

In the American version, we added cars and explosions and Catherine Bach.

Banksy is the Michael Bay of art. Instead of predictable explosions and lens flair, it's predictable irony and juxtaposition.

Jet Li's Fist of Legend (a remake of Bruce Lee's Fist of Fury) and the Once Upon a Time in China series are phenomenal.

Yep, got one. Perfect. Buy the model with the thermal carafe.

Keep it in the same family as the original...

Then explain homeopathy and anti-vaxxers.

Donnie Darko was terrible, with or without explanation.

It's funny to read this compared to Gawker's take on the subject. By the way, why does Gawker hate Jerry so much?

Who are all these armchair lawyers. Art is the property of the creator. Work has nothing to do with anything. The end.