BMW e9 has to be up there on this list. Simple, elegant, smooth

It has got to be the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione. It is amazingly beautiful, but not flashy. It has a great noise, but it isn't shouty. It's fast, but it doesn't get carried away.

I think I'd support zero tolerance more than this shrinking target bullshit.

You are embarrassing yourself. Seriously, unbelievably out of your depth. Save your opinion for cars, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

You just named three people and bands that, for the most part, weren't contemporaries of the Beatles. Hendrix came along in 67-68, Clapton was in the Yardbirds till 66, and Led Zepplin ... well, they WERE the Yardbirds till 68. Meaning, the Beatles had been around for the majority of a decade before the referenced…

Historical perspective, son. Today the Beatles might pass for "average" only because they defined music for an entire generation and probably beyond. In other words, they're "average" because they set the standard. Spend a day listening to popular music from 1962-63 and then come back and tell me the Beatles weren't a…

I would go for a Chrysler Town & Country. Much better to look at than any other MPV and the cargo capacity of a U-haul with the disappearing seats.

It certainly is. That and when they are five or six, wait until they fall asleep, and take every stuffed animal, action figure, or basically everything with eyes, and surround their bed with them. Make sure they are looking directly at the kids face when he/she wakes up.

Ya: the BOX is why weird shit happens to you - not because you do crazy shit like collect debris from fatal crash sites.

I had a rat rod like this (with the straight 6) when I was younger. Even with the sketchy interior and all the issues - i absolutely loved it.