Someone saw gone girl.

Cute! they made a 2005 Civic tribute! Retro!

He may be German, but he's speaking businessman.

You don’t understand the stereotype.

Travel through time? Not with no V6 you're not.

My 2011 is the same way.

My challenger disagrees.

In case anyone was worried this was Jezebel...

Brian cooley’s Aston review should be disqualified for unprofessionalism. He has some valid points - but the name calling and dismissive disrespect kills it. Clarkson managed to be an asshole while at least being respectful.

Also - did you finish my commission yet?

Feel better about yourself. What you do has value. I’m sure you’re talented enough to stand up on your own without having to push others down. Remember. For everyone you see as worse than you, there are two more that are better. Don’t allow what you see as inferiority in others to make you lazy. You can do it.

Was it hard to choose between that and “I’m rubber and you’re glue?” Who said you had to like that dogshit? I’m saying don’t make gross generalizations. Maybe you don’t realize that a great majority of the people you sell your wares to are 13 year old boys (or live like them) and really like that it’s soft-core wank…

So you need to get over your inferiority complex then. The reason there are so many shitty dudes is bulk. ever leaf through a random manga? The art is dogshit most of the time. But by the time it’s vetted and you and your buddies get your hands on the best shit - you think it’s all gold. Are you one of those shitty…

So one Dickbag draws jizz-water and now most North American comic book artists can’t draw? You know nothing.

Any valid points he may have had are obliterated by the fact that he’s delivering them like a colossal dick-bag.

I'd be mad at my dad too if he had that much to spend and only bought a Camry on HGH.

It's the name of the broker/leasing company.

It's like a mythical unicorn.

What's that thing where in an argument someone eventually invokes hitler? I think there's the same thing for hipsters. There are as many hipsters on jalopnik as there are wwe fans on Jezebel.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a vr6 WITHOUT a shocker window sticker.