Only one correct answer, the end. Chevy SS with the 6 speed manual.

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

This is just like high school in my old ‘97 right down to the snowbank murder, except I’m not listening to Sum 41 and crying about a girl.

So......... what you’re really saying is that VW will be pulling out of the US market completely as a result of “dieselgate” and be replaced by Škoda?

Are those fake window accents really necessary? Couldn’t they have just pulled an FF and not done that?

This was my initial thought.

Could it be a mid-90`s Pontiac Grand Am?

Man, I am all for getting your shit out of the garage and getting it dirty. Guy who did the F40 thing in the snow? Proper. Super-rich dude who beasted on his Rolls-Royce Phantom on the lawn? I raise a crisp bubbly glass of Busch Light to you, sir. Guy who wrecked his Mustang like a fuckwit leaving Cars and Coffee?…

I really wanted a beloved president of some tiny nation to just roll up in a 1998 corolla at some point.

At one point I think the security detail was travelling in a Honda Odyssey. That was neat.

They’re probably parked at the embassy of their respective countries?

And just like with the M4. I don’t care if it’s slightly faster or even gets an mpg or two better. I bet money dollars that the I6 sounds WAY better.

Oh look, there’s no image of the new car yet. Read the captions.

It’s the thought that counts. Literally it wouldn’t matter if it cost $30K, typical Jalop lives through symbolic victories

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

im pretty sure thats not john mcclanes wife...

That manual-transmission small truck tho

One of the few random front page articles I have really enjoyed reading lately.

It ain’t cheap