How about $2.1 billion for a 2003 Lincoln Navigator?

Dwight Schrute was a 3rd gen F body man too, I can see some parallels with Farva.

People are finally starting to buy them, Jalopnik have run a bunch of articles about them recently, and sales are up.

He said appreciation instead of depreciation, but that’s a hell of a decent example of something that will become beloved once the price drops enough.

Her car

Or, call up a driving school and ask if they do manual classes, find out its usually not that much and book a session. A good teacher and a competent student will have it in one session anyway.

Though, your version is a much better story than mine, especially where my follow up car was a foxbody and not a Ferrari.

It’s 2015, for christ’s sake! Who are these kids who want to drive an actual car to learn how to drive?

the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

In Euros.

It’s an Alfa. The odometer is a repair-cost estimator.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

um. I watched the video a couple times, and I’m still not seeing it. It just looks like he’s not turning the wheel. Mayhaps afraid of a roll over? Or should I be paying attention to the oversteer at the kink, and not at the final bend?

Dirt is also abrasive.

It appears to be this Carolina Panthers plate, (not to be a buzzkill on your joke):

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Very easy - the post-facelift Elantra. 2000ish.

“Police have stated that his license plate is “very distinctive””