In defense of the ‘lack of email submissions’ for the Chargers, many of us made them during their two (FUCKING TWO) farewell San Diego seasons and have moved on from caring about this organization. I don’t even hate the Spanoses anymore, I just nothing them at this point...just like the actual team. I feel bad for the…

Fuck Dean Spanos with Boltman’s head.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

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Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

Somebody better save all of Dave’s writing about Trump off of here before G/O disappears Deadspin

Just a PSA to the Trump-loving trolls that are probably coming: you’re all fucking stupid.

Please tell me Jimmy Dolan was eating at Brother Jimmy’s.

I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

“50th Consecutive Jets First Round Draft Pick is Determined to Bust.”

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

[me, the first 113 seconds of the video]: YES! YES!!! Finally, the unthinkable idea I’ve been advocating for years has gone mainstream and is on its way to becoming reality!!!

Tenant: Pope Thrower

I happen to work in this industry, and you have no idea how right you are. In fact, you absolutely NAILED it—Zoom’s valuation is based almost exclusively on its ability to “just work” when other video conferencing platforms don’t. It’s why so many companies are paying for it right now, and why Zoom has grown so…

At least Zoom actually works. It’s the least crappy teleconference meeting software I’ve used in the past ten years.

On my laptop the left shift key died, and it took about two weeks for me to awkwardly retrain myself to use the right one at all times.

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

It’s pretty hard not to read that as working in private equity makes you a ghoul.