i’m floored. i wasn’t prepared for that many twists 

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

Like I’m gonna tell you, The Sheriff

/Borat voice  “High Life”

Other Half is good as hell. I also will order anything from Half Acre that shows up at a bar except for, like, day-wrecking imperial stouts.

Other Half in Red Hook

oh you poor thing

This is like 500 days of Kristen and I’m ok with it

Seriously there has to be more of these, right? I want to like quit my job and sit down with a cache of them and just tune out the world. Why is this so amazing to me?

I love shit talking, dickhead Draymond Green.
Yes, LeBron is the absolute best basketball player on Earth (probably ever) and would absolutely kill Green one on one. Yes, James has great career achievements (including the non-measured dragging a bunch of dead ass players to the 2018 finals). But everyone (mostly)…

I’m a Wings fan and really wish Mike Green was part of that Caps team. I know he made the best decision for himself given that Detroit offered him more money and a larger role, but part of me wishes he was able to enjoy last night with Ovi and Backstrom.

Username checks out.

hoping sports are bad to own the libs

The outrage here seems a little forced, Nick, if I’m being honest. Saying that they “have access to pools, slides, big hot tubs, in-house barbers, massage parlors...” is just a weird way of being butthurt about how athletes are treated in college.

I asked my dad for an allowance since I was mowing the yard and doing all the laundry and dishes. He said he couldn’t afford it and I should be happy with free room and board, but then he spent like $6000 on a new pool table and then another $8000 on a jacuzzi. (Plus another $25 on a hooker.)

Don’t worry, NU doesn’t pay property taxes either so they’re not only screwing the players and the students, but the community as a whole! GO NU!

As an employee of a second-tier SEC school, this is a goddamned nightmare. We just spent less than a 1/4 of that. They’re gonna burn the place down and demand we spend twice as much. “But Clemson’s gonna have one first and that 2 star DT from Cherryville is gonna walk if we don’t match ‘em!”

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Florimon’s play = a good beer
Kapler’s comment = a hipster explaining the hops and malt breakdown, ruining the experience