Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

no, i think a child was raped and your first and only fucking concern is doing your best to clear the name of the basketball program in a comments section. jesus, dude.

back atcha, bro

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Mom.

Yeah, that #135 draft selection behind seven other quarterbacks should tell you exactly how much teams value Senior Bowl performances in choosing which QB to draft where.

This is my favorite yearly non-controversy. When was the last time a potential No. 1 QB played in the Senior Bowl? Shit, most usually skip the combine, too. It’s amazing that players who just spent the last 3-4 years not getting paid for this bullshit are still expected to go through some more unpaid bullshit prior to…

If his defiance convinces the Browns not to draft him, it’s the best career decision anyone’s made, ever.

Huh. Despite what the draft gurus have been claiming, I guess he’s just not a mobile quarterback.

Maybe you heard, Deadspin isn’t part of the bankruptcy proceedings and is in fact under new ownership, you complete jackass?

Sick lifehack for every time you come across my name: copy it, paste it into a document, enlarge the font a lot (or even change to a cool font of your liking), read it aloud, go back to the blog post

The dankest memes can be found in your heart.

Enjoy the good season.