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"Many anthems go wrong when the singer tries to get creative."

I'm not sure why it's surprising. Their two most popular sports (rugby and aussie rules) feature a lot of hitting without needing to wear several pounds of protection. Think of tolerance for physicality as a common feature, just like American sports all feature 5 minute commercial breaks for every 3 minutes of…

I'm surprised to see Childress of all people react so strongly to a pick.

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

Fuck the Lakers even tank passive-aggressively.

Americkuh, FUCK YEAH!

Later, Magtoto was signed by the Lakers, but demanded a trade after refusing to play with Kobe.

The look on his face was unbelievable, and I am not sure who was more surprised, him seeing us, or us seeing him in his preferred method of self-pleasure (I've never been a kneel-down guy, so it was very odd to me).

My money is certainly not on Greg Popovich, I'd guess Jeff Hornacek .

Brad Stevens is too young to have jacked it to VHS porn in college.

Nicki's boobs are huge - how do they stay up like that?? I ask because I need that shit.

"AND STOP LOOKING AT MY FUCKING TITS"

Lebron has been picking his own teammates for years.

He's probably telling the truth, if he actually was setting a pick, then he probably would've flopped.

Would you make the same joke about the Islamic or Jewish Faith? Do you have the balls to do that?

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.