I'm trying to think of some other options for a 6'10" 26 year old of questionable judgment and intelligence.

Eisen is a douche, but this was a lovely tribute.

I don't think Dallas is embarrassed.

Detroit covered, so good call.

Abusive language? How do you know? Do you have audio?

Cowboys fans would certainly been upset if the flag had been picked up.

The ball hit Hitchens in the ass. It may have been incomplete had Hitchens not been there.

Not even close. You are being a slave to the moment.

Detroit didn't "technically" still have a chance to win. They were still 60% likely to win.

Hyperbole much?

No, the Tuck Rule was not correctly called. It was clearly a fumble. Brady was not passing that ball at the time Woodson hit him.

I miss Christopher Hitchens.

Thanks. I don't know what that means, but thanks.

"I can't recall any other situations where a flag was thrown, the penalty was announced, and then it was wiped away after the fact.

We are going to have to disagree that they converted that 3rd down and had it reversed on them. They did not convert that 3rd down. I can understand the frustration with the manner in which it was handled, but I reject your premise that the play warranted a penalty. It should have been a non-call. The less flags…

I thought it was a movie about Trannies, and I was sad that I hadn't seen parts 1, 2 and 3.

You just said it, man. If you don't want the refs being a factor, play better. Win by 40. Make plays when you get an opportunity. Then you won't have to worry about the inevitable bad or questionable calls.

Your larger point is correct (although it is mostly dads that get screwed in this manner).

Breaking a window would have been understandable.

No, it wasn't defensive holding. It was a shitty throw by Stafford that hit the defender in the back.