Zercher anything are amazing. 

Yup, same here. I have several Moka pots. the small one is used most but I have a lager one for when we have guests. Except I use an electric frother, game changing. Just pour in the half and half, hit the button. Heated and frothed in like 20 seconds.

Yup, same here. I have several Moka pots. the small one is used most but I have a lager one for when we have guests. …

Obviously, he’s jjjman321, not uncouthman321!

I like for them all to face north. Magnetic north, of course, not this true north rubbish.

I like to load them all facing to the left.  Gets me some weird looks.

Who would try to air fry soup, for crissake?

I think he’s displaying a look of horror at what she just inflicted upon him.

The human brain will edit out the bezels anyway, just get 2 and place them next to each other

I totally miss the McDLT too -- I’m sure they could have solved the wonky packaging issue with a little effort. Loved the taste and the whole concept of it.

It was the climate-killing double styrofoam container that did it in, too. The McDLT was simply a good burger that perished from unfortunate packaging.

I’ve heard “slaps” used for music and, to a lesser degree, food, but I use “this fucks” when describing food more than “this slaps.”

I’ve only ever heard “slaps” in reference to media, usually music. Whereas “X fucks” can be used for pretty much anything (sort of like the word “fuck” itself).

Then there are the batshit crazy instructions, which no one tells you about:

You are very smart!!!

The #1 problem with AC/Heatpump units are the fan and compressor run capacitors. Just this week a friend of mine, whose father trained him in the AC business, said that most AC repair people ought to be called capacitor changers.

I hope it is obvious that you should NOT change these capacitors…

One of the tidiest ways I ever saw of dealing with a troll online involved simply posting a recipe as a reply to everything they said. No matter how hard they tried to get a reaction: just post a recipe for something yummy.

Hard same. We started sleeping separately before we got married and though my hsuband at first objected, it’s been really great into old age.

My wife and I slept together for the first 10 years until we moved to a really large antique farmhouse. Then our schedules diverged and it made more sense to sleep separately. This September we’ll have been married 25 years and I’m certain the sleeping arrangement has helped more than it has hindered.

The wife and I lasted about two years.  But I snore badly and roll around, a lot.  So when we moved into the new house (11 years ago), I started sleeping in the “guest” bedroom.  I also picked out the mattress on the guest bed because it was mine when I was single and much much preferred the hard stiffness of that…

This is the way I am when I’m in a relationship, too. Give me my sleep space so that I can be a pleasant person when I’m awake. I do not get good sleep with another person in the bed, no matter how big the bed is. And I’m not good at sharing bed space myself, either. I toss and turn when I’m asleep, and it inevitably…