Bring on the Gose!

I did not realize Gawker needed a “Stop Clickbait” hero until just now. You, sir or madam, are that hero. Thank you.

Would gladly do 50 dollars and time served if it meant we could get him back. RIP Harry Anderson. Say hi to Mel for us.

We got introduced to Cane’s a few years back here in Central Texas, and honestly think the Cane’s sauce is akin to crack in sauce form. My wife, who usually hates mayo-based sauces of any kind, loves this stuff. We’ll get the Tailgate pack (24 fingers) and it comes with 6 (count ‘em) of those sauce cups. We put it on…

“Stones of Fury.” I can’t wait.

Just the thing for those “Feminine Doritos”, amirite?

*gag*

Seriously, my French Canadian wife probably enjoys Scotch even more than I do. Well, we’ll call it a tie. She does prefer Oban to my Laphroaig. Agree to disagree...

Ugh. This. So much this. My wife and I used to hang out with another couple, and they would inevitably cause a scene, stridently demanding to see a manager because of some perceived slight, and it got so bad that we ultimately just stopped going out with them. One of the best decisions we ever made. We ultimately…

I’m pretty predictable when I feel like crap. I want comfort foods. And that especially includes chicken soup (I said I was predictable).

Handy for all those annoying loyalty programs as well, especially if GPay continues the tradition of notifying me when I can use my CVS Rewards or MyLowes card or whatnot when I enter the store.

I really hate the fact that FB keeps switching my News Feed back to Top Stories, so I finally bookmarked this URL:

Props to La Quinta for being generally awesome. We moved from Maine to Texas back in 2013, and had to drive 3 (somewhat unhappy) cats to our final destination. Stayed at La Quinta hotels just about every step of the way, ending up with a 2-week stay in an Austin-area one near where I work, while we waited for our…

Welcome to America, where the best form of health care is to not get sick. My Canadian wife is astounded at how expensive everything is here.

Nutmegger born and bred, here. Back when they left? Yeah, I was pretty bitter. 20 years later? I think it’s cool that they’re embracing their heritage, so to speak. Maybe some of my fellow Connecticutians might still be bitter, but they need to get over it. Bring on the retro shirts.

We have a microwave. It came with the house. It makes for a great timer, or a way of keeping leftovers (or that tray of bacon we just pulled out of the oven) safe from the cats until we can get it into the fridge. But we rarely, if ever, actually cook stuff with it. NBD.

Now I’ve got Iron Maiden running through my head.

That, and for me the hours are awful, at least here in the Austin area. Open late, close early. Fuck it, I’ll go home and order from Amazon.

NOTE: NOT a millenial.

Dammit, WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PANDAS?????

Welp...I have a Texas drivers license, but when I logged into my account (which I created years ago), and went to request a card, it just says “If you are a US citizen, notify your local office.” Doesn’t appear to be anywhere on the site I can contact anyone, so...screw it. Haven’t had a card for 30 years, not gonna…

“If the Donald Trump presidency has done anything for this country, it has emboldened racists and made them feel as though they don’t have to hide anymore.”

Yep. The genie is well and truly out of the bottle now. It’s always been there, but now it’s mainstream. God help us all.

Or TSA agents. They can be pretty brutal...

Or TSA agents. They can be pretty brutal...